I try to be unbiased.
For example: I hate racing games, but I can appreciate when a game actually nails something on the head!
So in the spirit of fairness, equality and fuzzy feelings between all men (and women), I will try my best to rate the pants off the games.
But to give you a quick taste, here’s how it works!
Red:
Ah, the colour of passion. Unfortunately (through some strange string of coincidences) also the same colour I see when I’m forced to have to sit through some jumped up pile of tosh! A game scoring a Red Star… I would rather be hit by a car rather then chained back into my gaming chair and forced to endure another 30 seconds of one of these games!
Amber:
This is generally speaking the grey area (that’s been painted an ‘off orange’ colour). This is where the basic debate of Marmite will become common ground. It wont be the most star-spangled game out there, some people will be forming lynch mobs as they read to defend the honour of their ‘be-slated’ sacred game. Some people will be sending me congratulatory emails wishing to shake my hand, hug me or in some other freakish way, show their gratitude for an accurate Review. But either way, there will be debates. These are games, I’ve played, kind of liked, kind of got into, then realised there was a really good episode of ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ on the telly.
Green:
‘Tis a beauty! Hasten to your nearest gaming established, and through cash, card and credit note – acquire yourself a copy of these games immediately! Please see ‘Amber’ description above for the ‘Lynch Mob’ ruling, but the ‘Green’ light games I really would have given two thumbs to (if it wasn’t savagely out of date and too ‘fonzerific’). But these games would have captured my imagination, indulged me for hours and proven to be a real good money spinner. If you can spend £25-45 on a game and for it to give you 10 hours+ of solid old fashioned entertainment and distraction from the modern would – then I reckon that be money well spent!
Nowhere else could you get such a rate of £4.50/Per Hour of excitement…
Unless you left the country.
If you strongly go against my honest grading of any game I have reviewed – please feel free to contact me (or comment on the review) and perhaps enlighten me to something I may have missed or over looked. I’m all for change (although rumour is that change is never good), but it took me a good few tries to get into ‘Two Worlds’ but when I did… it was alright’ish I suppose.
